Hard Drinkers, Have We Got a Town for You!
Mar 15, 2007 Politicians / Politics
According to the Atlanta Journal Constitution, over 100 people showed up for a City Council Meeting in Lilburn GA to talk about a new ordinance that would ban karaoke, trivia games, card playing and dancing. Wow!
Whut do ya do?
Hell, Jimmy Rex, bars are for drinkin’ you know that! Ever time somebody starts singin’ that karaoke stuff people stop drinkin’ to sing along. I got cases and cases in the back room that’ll never git drunk that way.
Trivia? Hell no. Nobody in Lilburn can drink and think at the same time… can’t have that. Nope, no card playin’ either. Card players quit drinkin’ when their goldurn vision starts ta get blurry.
I’m not even gonna talk about dancin’. Hell people start rubbin’ tagether and next thing ya know they’re headin’ for the motel, steada stayin’ here drinkin’
Wow!
I’m ready to move to Lilburn. How about you?
Rock on…
Cranial Crap Award – March 8
Mar 8, 2007 Announcements
This week’s “My Cranial Cavity is Full of Bricks and Sh*t” award goes to Sean McManus of CBS news. It seems that the CBS News with Katie Couric had slipped too far away from vanilla since coming on the air. He stated something about being ‘consistent enough so that every night you know what to expect from the CBS evening news’…
Here’s to Sean “Give Em Vanilla, I don’t care what they say, I know their favorite flavor is plain old vanilla” McManus….
What’s next… creating the news to ensure that there are no “surprises”?
Quack!
